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in me mums uterus…… womb womb

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Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

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*knocks self over the head* I win.


One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"



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